American: “Hello, do you understand English?”
Girl: “only little.”
American: “How much?”
Girl: “Fifty dollars”.
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An old maid wanted to travel by bus to the pet cemetery with the
remains of her cat. As she boarded the bus, she whispered to the driver,
I have a dead *****.
The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, “Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
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The driver pointed to the woman in the seat behind him and said, “Sit with my wife. You two have a lot in common.
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S@x appeal is 50% what you’ve got and 50% what people think you’ve got.
How do u teach MATHs to a girl?
Add her to the bed, substract her clothes, divide her legs & start multiplying.
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Add her to the bed, substract her clothes, divide her legs & start multiplying.
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What do ! u usually say after sex?
–I luv u!………..wrong!
–That was great!……….wrong again!
–I luv it!……..wrong again!
–the answer is :” mera kacha kithe?”
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–I luv u!………..wrong!
–That was great!……….wrong again!
–I luv it!……..wrong again!
–the answer is :” mera kacha kithe?”
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A person doing self swot analysis:
Strength is my wife.
Weakness is my neighbour’s wife.
Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour.
Threat is when i am on tour
Strength is my wife.
Weakness is my neighbour’s wife.
Opportunity is when neighbour is on tour.
Threat is when i am on tour
Ouch! It’s too tight.
Don’t worry,sweetheart ! we’ll try to do it slowly.Push it in .
Aah! I can’t. It’s painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let’s get
another…………………………………….
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WEDDING RING
Don’t worry,sweetheart ! we’ll try to do it slowly.Push it in .
Aah! I can’t. It’s painful.
Ok,sweetheart, Let’s get
another…………………………………….
...................................................................................................................................................
WEDDING RING
A Girl turns to her boyfriend in a crowded movie & says:”honey,the guy beside me is masturbating !”
He says: “Ignore him”.
She says: “I can’t !, he is using my hand”.
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He says: “Ignore him”.
She says: “I can’t !, he is using my hand”.
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A 25 year boy married a 65 year woman.after two days boy died,
because he drank expired milk.
because he drank expired milk.
Q: what is the idea of a horror scene ?
THINK
THINK
ANS: u r having s@x with pregnant lady and suddenly a hand holds ur lulli from inside !!!!
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THINK
THINK
ANS: u r having s@x with pregnant lady and suddenly a hand holds ur lulli from inside !!!!
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What is the difference between Guilt and Shame ??
Its GUILT to sleep with another woman…
But … Its a SHAME to miss the Opportunity…
Its GUILT to sleep with another woman…
But … Its a SHAME to miss the Opportunity…
Jeet Chuke Hum Her Jung,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Ab Yeh Baazi B Hamari Hai,,
Boht Zaleel Ho Chuke
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
Faraz
Sardar
Aur Aapa
VEENA Ki Baari Hai …..!!!
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Saali-Jijaji is paheli ka jawab do,
Masal Masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke Ghusa diya..
Jija- Maar khayegi,
Sali-Aarre Jijaji SUI ME DHAGA…Aap bi..
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Masal Masal ke khada kiya aur thook laga ke Ghusa diya..
Jija- Maar khayegi,
Sali-Aarre Jijaji SUI ME DHAGA…Aap bi..
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Bacha lady ki taraf isara karte hue anty y kya hai
lady -beta y sigdi hai
b- mai isme apne mugfali sek lu
l- nahi beta sam ko unkl isame bhuta sekenge
...................................................................................................................................................
A short thing
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
...................................................................................................................................................
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
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Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)
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It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
...................................................................................................................................................
Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
...................................................................................................................................................
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
...................................................................................................................................................
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
...................................................................................................................................................
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."
...................................................................................................................................................
Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
...................................................................................................................................................
Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
...................................................................................................................................................
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
...................................................................................................................................................
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
...................................................................................................................................................
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
...................................................................................................................................................
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
...................................................................................................................................................
What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
...................................................................................................................................................
A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
...................................................................................................................................................
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u "lastnite"
...................................................................................................................................................
Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet!
...................................................................................................................................................
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
...................................................................................................................................................
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
...................................................................................................................................................
A young girl after her honeymoon
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"
...................................................................................................................................................
lady -beta y sigdi hai
b- mai isme apne mugfali sek lu
l- nahi beta sam ko unkl isame bhuta sekenge
...................................................................................................................................................
Caught sleeping together
Boy1:Meet my wife Tina
Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
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Boy2.Oh! I know her
Boy1:How?
Boy2:v were caught sleeping together
Boy1:What the hell?
Boy2.during lecture in maths class
...................................................................................................................................................
Even the driver say's so ...
A man while making love to his maid,
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
...................................................................................................................................................
exclaimed 'Martha ur are sweeter than my wife'
The maid smiled and said
'i know 'cos the driver always tells me so'
...................................................................................................................................................
Boy:what is that u keep in ur mouth
which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
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which is 6" long
and move it in and out
and wait for a white substance to come out?
Girl: y do u ask such question to me i cant tell such words
Boy:dont worry its tooth brush
...................................................................................................................................................
Can we do romance in the midnight today
Can we do romance in the midnight today?
I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
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I'm in a good mood:)
Just a little bit of kissing and biting!!
Reply me soon,
yours Loving Mosquito.
...................................................................................................................................................
Lady wanted 2 go 2 toilet
In a party a lady wanted
to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
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to go to toilet so
she inquired with a sardar
papaji susu karne ki jagah dikhao,
sardarji replied u naughty
pehle tum dikhao.
...................................................................................................................................................
Sardar sent SMS to his BOSS:
"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
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"Me sick, no work"
Boss SMS back:
"When I am sick I kiss my wife try it"
2 hours later sardar sms 2 boss:
"Me ok, ur wife very sweet"
...................................................................................................................................................
its get longer as u hold it
& pass between woman's breast
& enters into a small hole
What is it?
...................................................................................................................................................
Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher:
"can kids of our age have kids?"
Teacher replied " NO Never!!"
Boy said to girl :
"see i told you not to worry!!!!".
...................................................................................................................................................
Let me kiss ur lips,
let me feel ur teeth,
let me feel ur tongue.
SMILE!
This is ur friend
"PEPSODENT"
reminding you to brush ur teeth,
Twice a day Everyday :)
...................................................................................................................................................
It's the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It's called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
...................................................................................................................................................
Girl:Its 2 tight
Boy:Dont worry,Ill do it slowly,
Gal:Push it in,
Boy:Ah..I cant,
Gal:Its painful,
Boy:Forget it.
.
.
.
.
Well buy new WEDDING RING!
...................................................................................................................................................
Most interesting line written
on the front of T-shirt of a girl,
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Excuse me !
My face is above.;-)
A beautiful girl goes to Professor cabin
and
say
that i will do anything to pass in the exams
and professor says
NOW OPEN YOUR
.
.
.
.
.
.
Books And Study
...................................................................................................................................................
He came at night,
explored my body,
got on top of me,
touched me, he bit,
sucked, swalowd,
when he was satisfyed,
he left, i was hurt,
.
.
.
BLOODY... MOSQUITO !!!!
I really deeply wish dat
u r here with me in my room.
on my bed & lights is off &
we get under the cover together..
2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
...................................................................................................................................................
2 men went 2 a callgirl.
1st went in and came out n said
"Na my wife is better."
2nd went in and came out n said
"U R right ur wife is much better."
...................................................................................................................................................
Catch her by her waist...
Bring her home..
Keep ur hand on her neck
Put ur lips on her lips
& have a ...
...nice drink...PEPSI
...................................................................................................................................................
Fair & lovely ke ad ma face dikhaya
Ponds ke ad ma hath dikhaya
Pentene ke ad ma baal dikhaye
Phir always ke ad ma cheating kyun?
...................................................................................................................................................
3 FEELINGS
what is the diference b/w stress,tension & panic?
Stress is when wife is pregnant,
tension is when girlfriend is pregnant &
panic is when both r pregnant
...................................................................................................................................................
Wife: Why Arent You Taking Me With You To Bangkok?
Husband: Because Nobody Carries A Tiffin To A Restaurant.
"If U Didn't Get It Go Watch Pogo":p
...................................................................................................................................................
Love is a gamble,
Sex is a game,
Boyz do the thing
Girls get the blame,
1 night in pleasure
9 months of pain
1 day in hospital and
a junior needs a name
...................................................................................................................................................
What is the perfect example
of both Good & Bad Luck?
The naughty wind blows the girl's skirt high (Good luck)
but at the same time
Dust falls into the boy's eyes (Bad luck)
...................................................................................................................................................
What's an average 6 inch long
Inside a guy's pants and girls love to blow it up?
?
?
?
?
A:1000- rupee currency note.!
Always think positive
NURSE kept SARDAR'S FINGER in HER MOUTH
after BLOOD TEST.
THEN SARDAR STARTED DANCING .
NURSE:y r u DANCING.
SARDAR:next is URINE TEST
...................................................................................................................................................
A girl phoned me
the other day and said ...
"Come on over, there's nobody home."
I went over. Nobody was home
Sardar on phone:
Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking
...................................................................................................................................................
Lastnite i went 2 bed without u..
cold,naked,thinking of u,
missing ur warmth,
ur soft touch against my skin.
Where were u "lastnite"
...................................................................................................................................................
Come here,
take off your pents and knickers,
get on top of me,
enjoy until u get satisfied,
loving yours.....
toilet!
...................................................................................................................................................
Always start your day with a lot of... S E X
S - SMILE
E - ENERGY
X - XCITEMENT
so make S E X a daily habit, and youll always B SUCC SEX FUL! in LIFE.
...................................................................................................................................................
In a bath room,
a boy touches a girl everywhere!
You Know whose that boy?
Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
Dirty people always think dirty.
...................................................................................................................................................
came fully exhausted and tired,
When her friends asked her what happened?
She replied :
When this 70 year old bastard told me
he has saved a lot from last 50 years,
"I thought It was MONEY"
...................................................................................................................................................
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