Thursday, June 7, 2012

Angry SMS :

Angry SMS :
chota sa magar boht important sms.



pyar Dil Mein Hona Chahiye Lafzon Mein Nahi...



or


narazgi Lafzon Mein Honi Chahiye dil mein Nahi...





Then multyply by 3 &then +3
& then multiply 3 again.
Now u will get a 2 digit number.
Add 2 digits & that will b ur most favorite personality.
1.Eienstien
2.Newton
3.Ronaldo
4.M Ali Jinnah
5.Musharraf
6.Shahid Afridi
7.Z.A Bhutto
8.Allama Iqbal
9.Imran_Adrees

Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing





Future version of balance recharge.

TID:0608215250114644.
Dear Customer:You have recharge Rs:300.
The deducation of VAT 25%

Zardari tax 15%

BeNazir Income Support 10%

Wapda tax 20%
GST 17%

GOVT Support Fund 5%

Bilawal study tax 6%

Bakhtawar Jazeiz tax 1.5%

New Balance :Rs:1.50






yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi, liya paper aur tasveer aapki banayi,

socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge, magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi...






zulf rukh say hatta k bat karo
raat ko din bana k bat karo
ashianay k charagh madhum hain tum zara
aankhain uttha k baat karo koi taza fareb
danain ko tum zara muskara k baat karo
yeh bhi andazay guftagu hai koi jab karo dil dukha k bat karo.






Wada kero per nibhana sikho
Chahat dil mein rakho per jitna sikho
U hi kisi ko intizar na karvao
Koi ager pyar se SMS kare to jawab dena sikho.

Hansi ne labon pe ana choor dia hai,
Khawabo ne palkon pe ana choor dia hai
Aati nahi hain tab se hichkiyaan bhi
Aap ne jab se yaad karna choor dia hai.


chota sa magar boht important sms.



pyar Dil Mein Hona Chahiye Lafzon Mein Nahi...



or


narazgi Lafzon Mein Honi Chahiye dil mein Nahi...





Then multyply by 3 &then +3
& then multiply 3 again.
Now u will get a 2 digit number.
Add 2 digits & that will b ur most favorite personality.
1.Eienstien
2.Newton
3.Ronaldo
4.M Ali Jinnah
5.Musharraf
6.Shahid Afridi
7.Z.A Bhutto
8.Allama Iqbal
9.Imran_Adrees





Doctor implants a New Ear to a man.

Man: You idiot, you gave me a woman’s ear

Doctor: It makes no difference

Man: It does,Now I hear everything

but understand nothing





Future version of balance recharge.

TID:0608215250114644.
Dear Customer:You have recharge Rs:300.
The deducation of VAT 25%

Zardari tax 15%

BeNazir Income Support 10%

Wapda tax 20%
GST 17%

GOVT Support Fund 5%

Bilawal study tax 6%

Bakhtawar Jazeiz tax 1.5%

New Balance :Rs:1.50

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