Valentines Day SMS

Valentines Day SMS 

Valentine

V......is for Valentine ; you are my only Valentine
A......is for I will Always be yours
L......is for Love at its most extreme
E.......is for Everlasting love ; Ecstatic love.
N.......is for Never-ending love
T........is for we will Always be Together forever
I........is for you being Intelligent and Innocent;
N.......is for Natures naughty way of saying I love you to
E.....is for Eternity our love is so ever lasting .

Valentines Day SMS

chale gaye hai dur kuch pal k liye,
magar karib hai har pal k liye,
kise bhulayenge aapko ak pal k liye,
jab ho chuka hai pyar umar bhar k liye.....
a very wonderful happy valentines day…

Happy
Valentines
Day

Happy
Valentines
Day

Happy
Valentines
Day

Happy
Valentines
Day

With all my love

What Is The Best Gift For ? Valentine's Day ??

1. Red Roses
2. Heart Box Of Chocolates
3. Perfume
4. Cute Bear
5. A Card, And A Kiss
6. Romantic Diner
7. No Gift At All
8.Other ?

* BREAKING NEWS *

Valentine's Day Cancelled...!
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Mathematical Proof:
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14-02-12=0 ... =P =D

Valentine's Day Expenses

Feb 7: Rose Day ___ Rs.50
(Red Rose)

Feb 8: Propose Day ___ Rs.200
(Card + Ice Cream Tou Loge Hi)

Feb 9: Chocolate Day ___ Rs.350
(Is Se Sasti Kya Doge)

Feb 10: Teddy Day ___ Rs.500
(Is Se Sasta Kuch Nahi Milega)

Feb 11: Promise Day ___ Rs.100
(Ice Cream Tou Khilao Ge Hi )

Feb 12: Hug Day ___ Rs.150
(Deo Laga Ke Hi Hug Karo Ge)

Feb 13: Kiss Day ___ Rs.75
(SPRAYMINT Tou Lo Ge)

Feb 14: Valentine Day ___ Rs. 2000
(Is Se Saste Me Kya Niptaao Ge)

CONGRATULATIONS
SINGLE MEN,
You Just Saved On Nearly Rs.3500!! =P =D

Adult SMS :

Good relationship doesnt need

Good Relations doesn’t need
any promises any terms or conditions..

it just need two wonderful people.
One cool like me..
one sweet like u!

*. . .Pathan to wife: in romantic mode,

Meri jan kia aj humse naraz hai?wife: nahi tu?

Pathan: tu phir aj humari taraf monh kion kar rakha hai;-)

Wife dreamng in z midle of z night &sudenly shout:Up Quick!My husband back
Man get up,jump out of z window
hurt himself &zen realise:Damn Im z husband

ye ladkiya bhi badi ageeb hoti hai
bat bat par tufan utha leti hai,
kuch na ka karo to muh fula leti hai.
kuch kar do to pet fula leti hai.

meri aankhon ki ghariyon me jakar to dekho, aansuon ka ambaar laga paoge

dil ka darwaja khol kar to dekho ,bhai k liye niswarth prem paoge

musibaton tum aakar to dekho mere bhai par, tum mera tez dekhkar hi jal jaoge

pehle mulakat hi aapse, kuch kahani kha gaye

aankhon mai pani ,dil me ruvani de gaye

na jane aisa kya tha aapme

ki meri har chiz aapki sewa ke liye diwani ho gaye.

yahan ujle ujle roop bahot;
par asli kam, behroop bahot.
us pairr k neeche kia rukna?
jahan saya kam ho, dhoop bhot.
Chal Insha Apne Gaon Mein...
bethein ge sukh ki chaoon mein.
q teri aankh sawali he?
yahan har ik bat nirali he...
is dais basera mat karna;
yahan muflis hona gaali he...
chal insha apne gaon mein;
jahan sache rishte yaron k...
jahan ghongat zewar naron k...
jahan jharne komal sur wale...
jahan saz bajen bin taron k...
Chal Insha Apne Gaon Mein
CHAL INSHA APNE GAON MEIN!!

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